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somehownatural:

Memorable Tumblr Puns 

Other Tumblr Compilations

An accurate representation of my social skills

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

iprayforangels:

benedictcumbearbatch:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

Crowley went from awkward friend to villain and back to awkward friend. Crowley is special. 

shouldhavebeenfictional:

dragon-in-a-fez:

ask-koki-kariya:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Marvel rule #1 the only person who stays dead is uncle ben

Nick Furry

I’m glad that you chose THAT image out of all the ones you could have went with

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

queenofthebeasties:

koschei-the-ginger:

linnealurks:

roughhewnends:

doctor who wishlist:

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and I want them to not be attracted to the Doctor for a change

classic who 

what you want is more classic who

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you asked me if you were a good man and the answer is, i don’t know, but i think you try to be and i think that’s probably the point.